home_page = `<h3>Blog posts</h3>
		<p>
		  <ul>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/66.html'>Website update</a> I made a Newsletter</li>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/39.html'>NIX OS IS SO
		    FUCKING COOL DO NOT TRY CHANGE<br/> MY
			MIND!!!</a><img src="/images/nixos.png" width='20'/> nixos review</li>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/58.html'>My iPod
		    broke :( </a>why does all my shit break?</li>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/31.html'>Stop chat
			control</a></li>
			also <a href='https://www.change.org/p/stoppt-die-chatkontrolle-grundrechte-gelten-auch-im-netz?recruited_by_id=8fa7fc00-7281-11ea-bc09-67e84f403540'>There's
			a change.org petition</a>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/37.html'>Avatar
		    changes</a>, is where I summarise all my avatars!<br/>... There's 7</li>
		    <li>•<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/archive.html'>Archive from
			old site</a></li>
		  </ul>
		</p>
		<h3>Introduction! <img height="30" src="/images/penguin-dance-pengu.gif" /></h3>
		<p>Hey there, I'm DeaDvey... Welcome to my personal website! I hope
		you have a good time. I do a lot of reviews of things and blogs, you
		can <a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/20.html'>comment</a> on
		posts (No logins whatsoever).
		Feel free to click the links above for more content, such as
		<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/25.html'>Reviews</a>
		and <a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/47.html'>Other
		updates</a>, or just read my
		<a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/latest.html'</a>Latest blog :o</a>
		Also, see below for links to my other stuff.This website is
		completley open source on <a href='https://gitlab.com'>Gitlab</a>,
		see <a href="https://github.com/DeaDvey/htdocs">Website files</a>
		  and <a href="https://github.com/DeaDvey/node">Node js files</a>.
			I have
		recently <a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/53.html'>finished my
		GCSEs</a> and so am going ionto college in September to do A Levels!
		And I am also interested in my family tree and doing research on it,
		using websites such
		as <a href='https://www.wikitree.com/'>WikiTree</a> and also asking my
		family members.<br/>Check out these
		mofos<ul><li>•<a href='https://javalsai.dynv6.net/'>Java slays</a></li><li>•<a href='https://github.com/errornointernet'>Error
		No Bitches</a></li><li>•<a href='https://github.com/pickzelle'>PixeL</a></li></ul></p>
		<h3>Website Status:<img width="30" src="/images/not-stonks.gif"/></h3>
		<p>I'm currently using this website mainly for blogs and reviews of
		all sorts of
		things. <a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/blogs/20.html'>Comments are
		supported</a>! You
		can <a href='https://deadvey.com/blog/feed.xml'>subscribe to my RSS
		feed</a> Or comment on individual posts if you have anything to
		  add!<br/>
		  I made a <a href='https://deadvey.com/dvdfilms.html'>List</a> of all
		the films I have on DVD, some of which I've reviewed!
		<h3>Contact: <img height="30" src="/images/among-us-twerk.gif"/></h3>
		<p>In order to contact me, you can email me <a href="mailto:email@deadvey.com">email@deadvey.com</a><br/>Or PM me through Matrix, @deadvey:matrix.org<br/>However, if you want to report a bug then the best way would be on the <a href="https://github.com/DeaDvey/htdocs">Git repo</a></p>
		<h3>Here you can read my latest blog post:<img src="/images/looking.gif"/></h3> <div id="latestBlog"><a href="/blog/blogs/latest.html">Latest blog</a></div>`

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